I'm Connor. Good to meet you.
  • lycoteuthis:

    learning internet friends’ real names is always surprisingly disappointing

    like what do you mean your real name is “luis” not “thunderfuck mcpickuptruck”

    (Source: blowjobs-from-xenomorphs, via grittysiren)

  • b00nat:



    could u imagine

    spending 200$+

    opening box



    i think thats crazy cool, but can you imagine how much thats worth since its obviously a manufacture error in the color. making it exclusive green

    yo how many eggs did it take you to hatch that shiny 3ds

    (via coldsteel-the-hedgeheg)

  • cumberbitchen221b:


    We have no idea what he’s doing…

    drinking water but in a punk rock way

    (via coldsteel-the-hedgeheg)

  • reallyreallyreallytrying:

    well well well. if it isn’t my old friend, the dawning realization that i fucked up real bad

    (via hotelmario)

  • aaaaa42:


    shaking legs 。◕‿◕。

    breathless moaning (◡‿◡✿)

    little body twitches (◕‿◕✿)

    curled toes (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

    whimpering (✿ ♥‿♥)

    quivering lips and glossed over eyes ♥(ノ´∀`)

    cuties having squirmy little orgasms  ☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆


    "Heheheheheheheheheheheh, freakin’ sweet."

    (via dongstomper69)

  • "I’m so tired of partyin’…

    (Source: psychadalek, via coldsteel-the-hedgeheg)

  • bent-duck:


    so does thomas the tank engine eat or what

    they put coal in his ass thats how he eats

    (via coldsteel-the-hedgeheg)

  • Bobbing for apples with a kitty friend - 1935

    (via mothgirlwings)